nuke pants holder

How to make a rocket to hold your pants up all day

First get  your most worn crappy pants around. You do not want to wreck your Sunday best!
Then go down to your local military installation base. Preferably a nuclear warhead installation but missiles work as well.
When you talk to the General ask for a small 20 kiloton nuke for household use if possible. $10 million later you will be the proud owner of a nuke. Now just tie it to your pants and ignite the nuke fuse. Pants will stay up forever.

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